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Every time I think about a post, it's forgotten and gone by the time I'm motivated to write it down. And lately when I do write something it comes out sounding like I'm in junior high school. I've got a lot going on lately and it's difficult to focus.
I've been trying to make […]

A columnist on Salon.com rhetorically asked what had ever happened to Men Without Hats, and got this answer:
“I don't know where the rest of them fetched up, but the keyboardist went on to become my dentist here in Ottawa. At least he used to be my dentist; about a year ago he packed up and […]

Here's a bit of advice. If you decide you're going to give someone a little test, make sure that there is actually some motivation to pass the test. Like, for instance, let's say that because you have a mental problem, you leave a cookie out on the counter to see if the dog […]

The other day in the midst of some kind of mental impulse buying spree at RT Mart, I picked up an electric toothbrush. I never thought I was the type of guy to buy a thing like this, but I guess I am. It was only like US$7.00, I guess, although everything here […]

From The China Post

Over 700 infants and young children are set to take off their pants and moon Beijing this Friday, their bottoms plastered with anti-missile and peace slogans, to show the nation's displeasure with China's new anti-secession legislation.
The 706 children aged three to six guided by their parents will gather in the Sun Yat-sen […]

I think I've said before that I knew that other people were reading this site, including people from my old job, and possibly my family. I guess I was fine with that as long as I could pretend to myself that they weren't really there. I was never confronted with it. But […]

I'm guessing we're just a few minutes away from hearing about all the terrible video games and music that kid in Minnesota was playing before he picked up the guns.

I was planning on trying out some new software, to get the Radio monkey off my back, and to wipe out the headache-inducing design with a new one designed by someone who might know what they are doing. And then today I lost complete control over who is reading this site, so I figured […]