at the street market
“Hello, Hello! Fresh Taiwan bread, just like Taiwan pizza! Last one! Only 50 NT!”
OK, look lady. First of all, slicing a round loaf of flatbread into triangular wedges does not make it pizza. Secondly, just because I'm white and have a camera around my neck does not mean that the only food I understand is pizza. Third, I'm positive that you were charging everyone else 25 NT, max, for this. And fourth… OK, I'll take it.
(It was terrible.)