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I went to see The Wrens here in DC on Friday night. The first opener was a guy named Andy Zipf, and he was pretty good, I'm going to keep an eye out for him. The Nein were fine, not objectionable, but didn't really do much for me. I wish I could […]

I recently moved to a new office, and there were some office supplies left in the desk by the previous occupant, including a 5×7 notepad. I've been using this pad for the past two weeks to scribble things on. Today I realized that after about 10 pages of blank paper the former owner had […]

“Would you ever have an affair?”
“What?  Why… what do you mean?”
“Just… you would never have an affair, would you?”
“Why would I do that?”
“I don't know… you might.”
“With who?”
“Well, I don't know… if someone asked you…”
“Someone like who?”
“Well, I don't know, maybe someone at work?”
“I don't know […]

I've been drafting a new entry since yesterday. It was going to be a open letter to the president, suggesting he hire my good friend Punchy The Clown as the new director of FEMA. Punchy's primary qualifications being the ability to create genitalia out of balloons, which doesn't sound like much, but considering […]