overheard
“Would you ever have an affair?”
“What? Why… what do you mean?”
“Just… you would never have an affair, would you?”
“Why would I do that?”
“I don't know… you might.”
“With who?”
“Well, I don't know… if someone asked you…”
“Someone like who?”
“Well, I don't know, maybe someone at work?”
“I don't know any single women at work.”
“Well, someone else then.”
“Like who? Margot Kidder?”
“Has she been flirting with you?”
“What? Has Margot Kidder been flirting with me?”
“Well has as she? Wait, who's Margot Kidder?”
“She was Lois Lane in the Superman movies.”
“Oh forget it.”
“What were we talking about?”