overheard
“Watch out man, Nicky is going to be in that same hotel.”
“He's batting for the other team now!”
“Ha ha oh, man, I would take a shotgun if I were you! “
“Yeah, I'll have one next to the bed in case I hear any noises from the next room. Like a guy falling down in the bath tub. Or another guy picking him up in the bathtub!”
“Ha ha ha!! Like Twitch might be there picking him up!”
“Yeah, whatever happened to Twitch?”
“I think Twitch turned Nicky over to the other side!”
“Wasn't he going to turn pro?”
“Well if someone named Twitch had started on the PGA Tour I guess we would have noticed.”