Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Yesterday afternoon on the way home from acting class, I took a few wrong turns and wound up on a back country road. The GPS told me I was going in somewhat close to the right direction, so instead of turning around to find the highway I just kept going. There were horses.
This post was inspired in a round-about way by Will's industrial blender. Where I live, there are neither horses, nor are there shops with cool appliances. Only strip malls and chain restaurants with flair and town houses.
I would write more but now I have to go and take my fish oil supplement pills.