overheard in my kitchen
“So, [this friend of a friend] says he saw a mango bouncing down the road in Africa. He followed the mango until he came to a tree, where there was a vampire laughing at him. This guy just stood there laughing at the vampire, until it disappeared, and then he picked up the mango, ate it, and went home. Then someone at the house told him he was cursed, and he had to go to church for an exorcism. I mean, what an idiot, right?”
“Yeah, sounds like a lunatic.”
“I KNOW! I mean, he just stands there while the vampire is laughing at him? Why didn't he run away??”