Like a bullet hole in Central Park
The other day I got out of the shower, and I was tweezing my eyebrows, when I looked down and saw a perfectly round circle, like a rash, right in the middle of my chest. It's about the size of a quarter. It's wierd. It doesn't itch at all. I considered posting pictures, but I want to keep a little dignity.
Possible explanations for the circular rash on my chest:
- Went swimming in the Potomac, had relations with a lamprey.
- Tried to rip off some Canadian black marketeers, who tortured me with a slightly cooled off cigarette lighter from their Civic.
- Started growing a third nipple.
I'm sure there might be others.