Just don't ask what came with it.
“Is there anything you want to tell me? Anything that happened in Taiwan?”
Oh my god, she knows.
“I don't think so… Like what?”
“Because, if there is… you can tell me. Just get it off your chest.”
Oh hell. I'm so screwed.
“Well… yes.”
“What is it?”
“I don't know how to tell you this.”
“…”
“Sometimes… well, more than sometimes…”
“What?”
“There was this place I went to. And… there were these girls there… you would give them 200 Taiwan dollars.”
“Oh my god…”
“And… first they would give you coke.”
“I don't believe this.”
“And then they would give you your hamburger and fries, but sometimes I got onion rings instead.”
“Wait… what? What the hell are you talking about?”
“I'm sorry sweetie. I went to Burger King. Almost every day for lunch. It was the only thing within walking distance. I never told you because I knew you wouldn't understand.”
“Unbelievable.”
“I know. I'm sorry.”