Archive for the 'Uncategorized' Category

Leia: “Baby’s yours.” Luke: “Bad news…”
Friday, October 27th, 2006

Wired magazine asked a bunch of science fiction writers and others to write 6-word stories.  Some of them are pretty awesome.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
- Alan Moore
(post title by Steven Meretzky)

Neuroses on parade
Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

In the breakroom down the hall, the styrofoam cups come in 3-foot high stacks, which are too tall to be stable, so people break up the stacks into more manageable ones. And for some reason I could never explain, it bothers me when the closest stack is almost gone, while the back stacks have […]

one of the things that might someday send me over the edge
Saturday, October 21st, 2006

You know what I really hate? I hate it when an article says something like the following: “Out of 1000 people polled, 20% said they had eaten a bratwurst at least once. Of those, only 10% knew what sausages were made from.” Now, the way I read it, and what it should […]

Dave Barry: Threat to the Republic
Thursday, October 19th, 2006

The other day a kid from my alma mater called asking for money for the alumni fund or whatever. I wish I had seen this so I could have told him why I wasn’t donating:
University Bans Humor Quotation From Student’s Door — 10/19/2006
(CNSNews.com) - Officials at Marquette University have ordered a Ph.D. student […]

appearances
Thursday, October 19th, 2006

I switched themes, that last one was too girly.  I’ll probably play around with it a few more times until I find something I like.

optimism
Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

Tucked away in fine print in the military spending bill for this past year was $20 million to pay for a celebration in the nation’s capital “for commemoration of success” in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Not surprisingly, the money was not spent. Now congressional Republicans are saying, in effect, maybe next year. A paragraph written into […]

Red Letter Day
Monday, August 7th, 2006

Why is today a Red Letter Day? Let us count the ways.

Unlike last week, the temperature outside is somewhat cooler than the surface of the sun.
I had mushroom soup for lunch. Although honestly, I didn't finish it. The Monday Morning Cafeteria Menu email advertised “Wild Forest Mushroom Soup.” But what was […]

The Dance of Death
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006

I'm spending most of the holiday weekend volunteering at the Smithsonian Folklife Festival. I wanted to be a photographer, but instead they put me back stage to help the multitude of Albertan folk singers coming through.
Yesterday there was a Ukrainian music quartet (lots of Ukrainian immigrants in Alberta, apparently,) and at one […]

Next week on Law and Order: Unit For Victims Who Are Not So Special
Sunday, June 25th, 2006

How long do you think it will be before the cops find some middle management schmuck tacked to his office wall with some of these?

because jenB asked for more pictures
Friday, June 9th, 2006


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